Casino, MCG, National Sports Museum… Not exactly the Melbourne itinerary I had in mind. I hate not being in charge.

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burn.

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winifredjay:

naysayersspeak:

helms-deep:

baffledinbrooklyn:

glitterbubbles:

monkeymailtime:

grace-in-gravity:

thatchris:

chronically-awesome:

xtremastuff:

Sticky Mama Green for the Mary Jane win!

Bony Legs McGee, in the house.

Big Harp Jackson rocking the mic!!

Hmm… according to this, I’m Fat Liver Dupree.

Peg Leg Bad Boy Davis. I LOVE IT.

just call me Boney Hips Brown.

only, don’t, please… xoxoxo

Skinny Legs Jefferson

Skinny Rivers.  I have no middle name or initial.

Come to think of it, that makes me sound more like a jazz bass player than a blues player.  And since I play bass and love playing jazz, I’ll take it.

Texas Back Jefferson.

That’s not very good.

Peg Leg Dog Washington. Now that just doesn’t make any sense at all.

Texas Bones Dupree.  0_____o

BRB… downloading name change info.

I would be happy if just about any one of the Toddlers & Tiaras kids were my kid. Not the hitters though, I don’t like hitters.

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pluckypalaeontologist:

erinkyan:

inkedimagination:

like you just… appreciate them so much… in a non-romantic way… and you think they’re super awesome and cool… and you just want to be SUPER FRIENDS FOREVER…

I have ALL the friendcrushes on EVERYONE

I am a friend slut

well

YES

basically i just roll up…

Sometimes when I am tumblr-ing I say to boyfriend, “this is my tumblr girlfriend,” and the above is exactly what I mean by that. Unfortunately I am useless IRL and come across as snobby and judgy and mean, because I don’t know how to make friends.

winifredjay:

Pretty much. And I WISH I could be down to DD again.

E cup forever, pretty bras never :(

I truly feel that the most disappointing thing in the world is when rainbow ice cream doesn’t taste good. It is cruel to look so amazeballs and then let someone down.

haku23:

doraya:

8bitmaximo:

Every time I see that dude telling women about being sluts or that other dude telling girls about their makeup on my tumblr, I feel like doing this. So I did it.

well said.

Good post :|b

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